Friday, August 05, 2005

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2006, WHEN...

1. You accidentally enter your ATM PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your four closest friends.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work and still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home and accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You use your mobile phone from your drive way to see if anyone can help you carry in groceries.

13. Everything has a web site associated with it..

14. Leaving the house without your mobile phone is a cause for panic and you go back to get it.

15. You go online first thing in the morning before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. You're reading this, nodding and laughing.

18. Worse? You know exactly to whom you are going to forward this to.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9 on this list.

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